We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He kept looking at his reflection in the mirror like a pet parakeet.
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She said I reminded her of a parakeet...1
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He pecked me the wrong way1
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she thought they was a bird. the random screeches were annoying1
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He thought he was a cat. I kept pulling feathers out of his mouth. I’m not sure where he was getting them.1
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She just couldn’t understand that this cat loved rooster.1
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I couldn’t change clothes without her putting my bra on her behind and dancing.
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She was not into expressing ones self0
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She was always expressing her disappointment in me 🥴️1
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Said she wouldn’t go for second best and she had to put our love to the test. That she had to make me express how I feel to know our love was real.
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She wouldn’t let me go passed second base. 😒0
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Caught her hitting a home run with the neighbour 😳0
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And oh it was it ever a good one. He slid home like no one’s business. But she couldn’t appreciate it so she left me.0
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She was opening up her "Home" to the entire baseball team 😯1
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She never wanted to go up to bat. Always insisted on being the pitcher. Sometimes I wanna throw the ball too. 😒0
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She threw balls wildly. It was dangerous.0
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She kept talking about wild balls... I couldn't compete with that expectation. 🥴0
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She wanted to dress as a french aristocrat. No thank you0
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He didn't like when I whispered doux riens into his ear. 😔0
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She kept whispering stuff in my ear that I had no idea what it meant........0
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