We broke up because...

jukeitz wrote: »

I accidentally called her by my ex’s name in bed.......

Yes you did.. totally ruined the mood 😠

He thought I worked in a Brothel 😳🤷

I put my love in her coffee. She rejected it, preferred starbucks.

She had too much stuff in her closet, really I saw the human bones in there.

Smh.. she actually asked the vic.. erm research subjects if they wanted to participate.. and let them go if they didn't.

She brought all the unruly “guests” to my basement. They’re so loud. 😒

Reading goodnight moon before bed every night got old quick

Because she doesn't like fishing

Really because I sold her protein bars

"F'N" was in every other sentence and If I called him on his cursing he'd say that FN was his middle name!