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Profits to my muscles lol
Or because I didn't spot you correctly0 -
Was off watching the Skinny girl TRY to lift a 5lb barbell0
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Got jealous of I even glanced at someone else.
Why does it matter where I get my motor running, so long as I only park in the same spot?0 -
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I had to ❎ VOID his Parking pass!1 -
She was never a passenger on my moped0
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Was always trying to change my style and buying me ridiculous looking designer clothes. 🥴0
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Her personal style was a flannel nightgown, pink bunny slippers, and yellow tights. I mean, it was fine when we went to Walmart, but sometimes I want to go to Target.0
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She kept correcting my gamer.0
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He was addicted to video games. Spent hours playing:
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He was very judggy about my video game preferences.0
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Every time I mention going home for alone time, he assumed I meant his alone time with his Play Station 🤨1
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She was always trying to get my joystick.0
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I found out that She was playing with my Ex's joystick0
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She couldn't drive stick in an automatic0
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She wore out my stick shift...0
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He referred to his man bits as his "stick shift"..... and made the shifting noises.............3
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She once asked if I had "man bits" 😧0
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Thought she asked me to bite her man. Not sure why she got so angry when I complied. 🤷♀️2
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Because she doesn't like lifting tree stumps🤷🏽♂️0
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Always wore these horrid bark looking socks to bed, scraped up my legs pretty bad! 😞0
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