We broke up because...
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I wasn’t allowed to come to bed until I shaved and moisturized.0
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She'd never share the lotion0
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Because she "borrowed" my favorite lotions all the time!0
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She'd call dibs on every single item I brought home1
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toriann319 wrote: »He referred to his man bits as his "stick shift"..... and made the shifting noises.............
LMFAO🤣 she said man bits #DEAD1 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She'd call dibs on every single item I brought home
Because she didn't want to do yoga with me0 -
BIG_FN_R0B wrote: »toriann319 wrote: »He referred to his man bits as his "stick shift"..... and made the shifting noises.............
LMFAO🤣 she said man bits #DEAD
Well, you know you gotta beat around the bush in the forums or they come after your life!
And also, we'd never break up so this post is irrevelent with this pair.
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toriann319 wrote: »BIG_FN_R0B wrote: »toriann319 wrote: »He referred to his man bits as his "stick shift"..... and made the shifting noises.............
LMFAO🤣 she said man bits #DEAD
Well, you know you gotta beat around the bush in the forums or they come after your life!
And also, we'd never break up so this post is irrevelent with this pair.
Agreed I feel all special now🥰❤1 -
Alas he was smitten with another. 😭0
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He made me feel guilty for being.....a smooth criminal.
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Didn't like PDA0
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Thought PDA meant her Palm Pilot.
Who uses a Palm Pilot anymore?0 -
We broke up because he kept kissing all the girls LOL LOL 1
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She was always singing katy Perry songs:
🎶"I kissed a girl and I liked it..... " 🎶
Wasn't this girl! 🤷0 -
She called me a crappy dancer0
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She kept trying to back that thang up on me... but we were at a funeral! 😳0
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Kept trying to dress me in azz less chaps. Not happening.0
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Callousedthoughts wrote: »Kept trying to dress me in azz less chaps. Not happening.
But you look so good in them!1 -
He had a thing for men in questionable pants. Me and my LBDs just couldn’t compete.1
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