Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • MFPUser73629
    MFPUser73629 Posts: 224 Member
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    I guess since they cohabitate, a restraining order for the next MFP member that hits on her or scribb.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    A pocketful of bird seed to throw at the tits he sees out on his walk :D
  • scribb
    scribb Posts: 3,659 Member
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    lipstick
  • MFPUser73629
    MFPUser73629 Posts: 224 Member
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    Dive weights.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    A crumpled up concert ticket. It was the best night of his life. He wept, he laughed, he loved. Thank you Celine Dion, thank you.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    A pair of dentures belonging to his Dear departed Aunt Mable. Her loss was too great to bare so he brings her teeth out whenever he misses her smile. 😥
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
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    No pockets, but a small Coach or Louis Vuitton clutch with knockout spray. You're standing by waiting on 007 to give you the signal to go.
  • scribb
    scribb Posts: 3,659 Member
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    Leatherman tool
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    A photo of a photo of a girl watching a guy holding a photo of a buffalo
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Three carefully wrapped used matches
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Uh that is actually pretty darn close.

    She has 2 threads, 1 shoelace, a safety pin, and one shelled peanut.

  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
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    Some lint, passcode to some website she has no idea what for, and a love letter from long ago
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    A candy wrapper
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
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    A scrunchie, dog poop bag (empty!), and that McDonald’s coffee cup sticker card.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Pepper spray, zip ties, and a pocket knife 🤔
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Meatballs in one and chocolate crumbs in the other. Dinner AND dessert!!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Nothing so far, but I'll keep checking. Time for the back pocket checks again. 😈
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    A few wallets and car keys
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    An extremely detailed list of things NOT to do today
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Long glittery fake eyelashes and a note that says “remember, darling, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” with no signature...only a lipstick kiss.

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