We broke up because...
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Because I had her cooking me 7 course meals everyday😋0
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He was super critical of my meals. It was always Martha Stewart this and Gordon Ramsey that.0
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Wait... You're not Martha Stewart?? 😮0
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Because she said I wasn't strong enough for her😪0
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She stole my shoes 👠0
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I found out where her missing heel disappeared to... Poor guy! 😬🤕0
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She wore her flip flops during the winter months.0
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She came to canada and said you wimps it's not cold here. Then she was off for Russia0
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He had too many troll dolls0
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She didn't belive in trolls. Internet, copyright, or bridge variety0
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Kept bringing trolls into my house0
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she walked all over me in those shoes
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She fired my Masseur Jean Claude 😒0
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She never let me give her a massage.0
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His calloused hands left me scarred 😒1
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She cheated on me with someone that had callouses0
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He cheated on me with someone that had thoughts.1
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Because I couldn't carry her mass luggage0
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I always had to do all the heavy lifting for him.1
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Because im a weak little man 🥴0
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