Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...
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FeelinFooFoo wrote: »What does a nosey pepper do ? It gets jalapeño business !
That's hot all the way to Scoville.3 -
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas??
He felt his presents3 -
I told my suitcase that there will be no vacations for the rest of the year.
I'm now dealing with emotional baggage.5 -
What is Yoda's last name?
Layheehoo7 -
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.8 -
My wife asked, "you're not evening listening to me, are you?"
That's a weird way to start a conversation.4 -
I'm gonna get banned for this but it's worth it:
a fat guy walks into a doctors office
the doctor say's "what's the problem"
"well doc I've gained so much weight I can't see my whoo hoo, what should I do?"
the doc says "diet"
and the guy says "oh yeah, what color?"
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Did ya hear about the italian chef?
He pasta way
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.5 -
I have nothing but chuckles and laughter to contribute here, but I must ask a question that's been burning in my mind since first reading this thread:
Where on Earth do you all find these jokes??0 -
On the innertube
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Waiter: Do you want a box for the leftovers?
No, but I'll wrestle you for them.4 -
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.
But then I turned myself around.3 -
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill-areas.3 -
I've started carrying a stone in my pocket to throw at anyone who sings Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.4 -
What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory!2
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A man walks into a sperm bank.
The nurse says to her co-worker, "Would you get a load of this guy?"3 -
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."4
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What did the church mouse say to the other mice?
"Have you accepted cheeses as your Lord and Savior?"4 -
Bilbo Baggins wakes up and hears someone singing, "Don't Stop Believing".
It was truly an unexpected Journey.2
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