Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Rancher

CNA going to School for her RN degree

Cocktail Waitress

She is a real estate mogul. Her preferred method of acquisition is by doing the opposite of gentrification. She buys a nice house, in a nice neighborhood and rents its out to Cousin Billy, the die hard Nascar, budweiser drinking, Friday through Sunday party host. She bides her time until the neighbors get fed up and put their house on the market, which she then scoops up at a discounted rate. Cousin Billy is on retainer, having signed a 12 year deal for front row race tickets at Talladega.

Theologian

Guidance counselor

Personal opener. For a quite reasonable fee, he will follow you around at the grocery store and open those infuriating plastic bags in the produce department.

Not only an opener for produce bags, but also for a small fee will come to your house and opens those stubborn wine corks that the cork screw tears apart.
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An Insurance Salesman on a reality TV show.

And I’m guessing a crazy *kitten* nurse @Cat0703a