When people don't finish their stories...my husband is THE WORST about this.
He'll start telling a story, and then go off on a tangent on one small detail and never gets back to the story.
For example, something like...
"So, my friends and I were hiking in the woods, when suddenly, this huge bear jumps out at us, and charges at my friend Rich....remember Rich? We met in high school chemistry class, where we had to be lab partners, because..."
People who talk on the phone in a public bathroom. I'm pooping/peeing/menstruating here, I'd really appreciate if the person on the other end of your call didn't have to hear that. Its bad enough you're here!
People who talk on the phone in a public bathroom. I'm pooping/peeing/menstruating here, I'd really appreciate if the person on the other end of your call didn't have to hear that. Its bad enough you're here!
People who talk on the phone in a public bathroom. I'm pooping/peeing/menstruating here, I'd really appreciate if the person on the other end of your call didn't have to hear that. Its bad enough you're here!
People who talk on the phone in a public bathroom. I'm pooping/peeing/menstruating here, I'd really appreciate if the person on the other end of your call didn't have to hear that. Its bad enough you're here!
People can hear you menstruate? That's badass.
Well sometimes the sound of menstruation comes out as a “oh thank god!” or “noooooo it’s date night” or some other shriek of annoyance
^^ Also, while scream-grunting, "What's the point of this again if I'm not having any more kids?!"
No? Just me?
Mmmk.
Nope, not just you. And as the cycle shrinks, joy returns to my life.
When is that gonna happen for me? Mine's just getting longer/worse!
I wish they'd just let me cut my uterus out and donate it to either someone who could use it or use it for science exploration. Bleh.
^^ Also, while scream-grunting, "What's the point of this again if I'm not having any more kids?!"
No? Just me?
Mmmk.
Nope, not just you. And as the cycle shrinks, joy returns to my life.
When is that gonna happen for me? Mine's just getting longer/worse!
I wish they'd just let me cut my uterus out and donate it to either someone who could use it or use it for science exploration. Bleh.
*shrug* Not soon enough. Im 47 and nearly 2 yrs in now.
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My favorite is the shirt tucked into the underwear.
He'll start telling a story, and then go off on a tangent on one small detail and never gets back to the story.
For example, something like...
"So, my friends and I were hiking in the woods, when suddenly, this huge bear jumps out at us, and charges at my friend Rich....remember Rich? We met in high school chemistry class, where we had to be lab partners, because..."
I'm like, "WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE BEAR??"
People can hear you menstruate? That's badass.
I legit laughed out loud at this! 🤣
Well sometimes the sound of menstruation comes out as a “oh thank god!” or “noooooo it’s date night” or some other shriek of annoyance
No? Just me?
Mmmk.
That’s why I donated my uterus to science. I think they got a raw deal though- it was kind of a jerk, that one
Nope, not just you. And as the cycle shrinks, joy returns to my life.
When is that gonna happen for me? Mine's just getting longer/worse!
I wish they'd just let me cut my uterus out and donate it to either someone who could use it or use it for science exploration. Bleh.
Me too.
Apparently mine was like a carnival freak show, 5lbs of fibroids.
😲. Someone may come come clean that up for free if they could have the hardwood to season for fires or smoking.
That would be ideal!
It’s all Oak.
*shrug* Not soon enough. Im 47 and nearly 2 yrs in now.
I hope you find comfort in these most troubling of times.