Women over 40!!

janiebeth
janiebeth Posts: 2,509 Member
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:


60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons, unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an up date for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
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  • janiebeth
    janiebeth Posts: 2,509 Member
    In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:


    60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

    As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons, unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an up date for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

    Andy Rooney is a really smart guy! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Woooooot!!! 35.gif


    Great post! :bigsmile:
  • gglenn
    gglenn Posts: 19 Member
    Amen!!!! :drinker:
  • diannholland1965
    diannholland1965 Posts: 782 Member
    I had a Male Co-Worker write this up and give it to me on my 40th Birthday.
    I thought it was Awesome then and I still do now!
    --Diann...
  • ivykivy
    ivykivy Posts: 2,970 Member
    :drinker: I especially like the last part which I will use when someone asks me why I am not married.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :drinker: I especially like the last part which I will use when someone asks me why I am not married.

    :laugh:
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

    I just sprayed Diet Mountain Dew all over my monitor!!!:laugh: :laugh:
  • cheermom11
    cheermom11 Posts: 393 Member
    I second that 'Amen' !:drinker:

  • I just sprayed Diet Mountain Dew all over my monitor!!!:laugh: :laugh:

    hahahahahahaha :laugh:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    OMG! Way too funny, and true! Women over 40 totally rock the house :heart: :drinker: :tongue:
  • cherapple
    cherapple Posts: 670 Member
    I'll be 40 in 28 days. This is hilarious! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • rachel41
    rachel41 Posts: 354 Member
    So funny but so true,love it!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I'll be 40 in 28 days. This is hilarious! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Happy almost birthday! :drinker:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
    I'll be 40 in 28 days. This is hilarious! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Happy almost birthday! :drinker:

    Women over 40 are awesome.
    They are sexy in a way that a young lady can`t be but will someday.:smile:
  • cherapple
    cherapple Posts: 670 Member
    I'll be 40 in 28 days. This is hilarious! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Happy almost birthday! :drinker:

    Thank you! :happy:
  • calatibo
    calatibo Posts: 289 Member
    woo hoo!!!!

    :blushing:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    woo hoo!!!!

    :blushing:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I bet woo hoo.
  • calatibo
    calatibo Posts: 289 Member
    :blushing:

    :wink:
  • BordeauxBee
    BordeauxBee Posts: 69 Member
    “ women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” Yoooooo!!! Never heard that one. 😂🤣😅 love it!!
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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