Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...
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piggy_smalls wrote: »I'm not going to lie, I married my wife for her looks. Though not the ones she's been giving me lately.
this stuck a lil' too close to home; it damn sure did...5 -
piggy_smalls wrote: »I'm not going to lie, I married my wife for her looks. Though not the ones she's been giving me lately.
Encore. Encore.0 -
My wife says to me, "You really have no sense of direction."
I asked, "Where's this coming from?"5 -
What do you call a fear of giants?
Feefiphobia.2 -
My missus said,”you really dont have any sense of direction,do you?”
I said,”where the hell did that come from?”2 -
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt2 -
Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A tiny part of me says yes.2
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Trying to play the new Rick Astley boardgame but the directions suck. They just say, "You know the rules and so do I".2
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I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary. I told him, "Mark, my words!"2
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Changed all my passwords to Kenny. Now all I have to do is remember my Kenny Loggins.4
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A man is being taken to the gallows for his execution. The Executioner asks if he has any last requests. The man says that he would like a high-five. The Executioner left him hanging.2
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My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean6 -
What day do potatoes hate the most?
Fry day3 -
Why was the letter damp?
It had postage dew3 -
What's the opposite of a croissant?
A happy uncle.7 -
I went for a job interview and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said, "I don't know, but I can give Bohemian Rhapsody a good go."2
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A fortune teller told me that in twelve years, is suffer a horrible heartbreak. So to cheer myself up, I adopted a puppy.1
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I make bad chemistry jokes because all of the good ones argon. Ar2
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I have a great joke about HIPAA but I can't tell you.2
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Farm girls have great calves.2
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