Describe the imaginary love of your life

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  • tmantwo
    tmantwo Posts: 2,181 Member
    This is a hard one to answer.

    As a teenager I had so many imaginary loves of my life.

    I guess whichever lady who was least scrambled on the PPV channels that I was able to use the fine-tune frequency adjustment on the television to somewhat see.

    Oh, I almost forgot, and the female teachers and doctors in those educational videos. I don’t know why the movie rental places kept those in the room behind the curtain, but when I was a kid I could be fairly certain that if the movie was in there I’d like it.
  • Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz
    Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz Posts: 513 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    I am both proud and ashamed of myself for immediately seeing through @iMago's list 😭🍑

    1. CUFFLINKS 😐
    2. Confidence despite the future
    3. Calmness despite the outcome
    4. Compliance despite my flatulence 🤷🏾‍♀️
    5. ...and all 'o dis (which refers conveniently back to #1)

    This, along with the link, have brightened my day, rofl
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Ambitious
    Nice
    Abundant
    Level-headed

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  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    1. Big eyes and floppy ears
    2. Lays beside my while I work
    3. Greets me every time I come through the front door
    4. Let’s me control their food allotment
    5. Always down for a walk or time outside
    6. Responds to commands like “leave it”, “sit”, and “shake”.
    7. Adorably knows how to boop.
  • steph6556
    steph6556 Posts: 575 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    1. Taco Affinity
    2. Limited Vocabulary
    3. Short Term Memory
    4. Distracted Husband
    5. Bow-Legged

    Thank you for my morning laugh! Where do you come up with this stuff. Limited vocabulary 😂🤣

  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    1. Honourable
    2. SEXY
    3. Funny
    4. Confident
    5. Intriguing
    6. Bonus trait ~ mysterious & dark

    I'm dark 🤷🏽‍♂️... 😏
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    Sweet
    Affable
    Nice
    Experienced

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    wait.


    ..... just how 'experienced' ??
  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    Sweet
    Affable
    Nice
    Experienced

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    Doesn't steal my candy 😂😘
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    Sweet
    Affable
    Nice
    Experienced

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    wait.


    ..... just how 'experienced' ??

    *Doesn't ask questions

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    DTF
    MILF
    WAP
    FWB
    NIFOC
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    On the same page about things...
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    sardelsa wrote: »
    1. Dark
    2. Rich
    3. Full-bodied
    4. Elegant
    5. Bold

    Luckily the love of my life is not imaginary, it's in my wine cellar <3

    Again... I'm dark 🤷🏽‍♂️😏

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