Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,493 Member
    ..... when her safe word contains too many vowels
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ..... when her safe word contains too many vowels

    How many is too many?
  • Motorsheen wrote: »
    ..... when her safe word contains too many vowels

    "Kitten you!" or "You Kittening Kitten!" are not safewords, as I have laughingly told my partners a few times.

  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ..... when her safe word contains too many vowels

    Okay but when i first suggested diastereoisomer you sang a different tune
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    when she has a problem with me catcalling and wolfwhistling at cute doggos on the street
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,493 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ..... when her safe word contains too many vowels

    Okay but when i first suggested diastereoisomer you sang a different tune

    @CacoEther

    I honestly couldn't hear you thru the snorkel.

    Sorry.

    ..... maybe we should just change it to 'trombone' or 'pineapple' ??

  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ..... when her safe word contains too many vowels

    Okay but when i first suggested diastereoisomer you sang a different tune

    @CacoEther

    I honestly couldn't hear you thru the snorkel.

    Sorry.

    ..... maybe we should just change it to 'trombone' or 'pineapple' ??

    But those are so long

    And hard to pronounce

    ....


    They’re perfect!
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    If he drives around town in a convertible.
    Just no.
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    If he drives around town in a convertible.
    Just no.

    Really? I even if he goes downtown?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,493 Member
    If he drives around town in a convertible.
    Just no.

    ..... are you sure about that ??

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    If he drives around town in a convertible.
    Just no.

    ..... are you sure about that ??

    new-2020-bentley-continental-gtv8convertible-8119-20172317-1-1024.jpg

    Not even!!!!!
    That’d be the worst!! Hahaha...
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    If he drives around town in a convertible.
    Just no.

    ..... are you sure about that ??

    new-2020-bentley-continental-gtv8convertible-8119-20172317-1-1024.jpg

    Not even!!!!!
    That’d be the worst!! Hahaha...

    Honestly I kinda get this... If I was fortunate enough, I'd do it to humor the kids but like just driving home from work... I suppose it is kinda douchy 😂
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    If he drives around town in a convertible.
    Just no.

    ..... are you sure about that ??

    new-2020-bentley-continental-gtv8convertible-8119-20172317-1-1024.jpg

    Not even!!!!!
    That’d be the worst!! Hahaha...

    Honestly I kinda get this... If I was fortunate enough, I'd do it to humor the kids but like just driving home from work... I suppose it is kinda douchy 😂

    But some people really like cars and they pay alot of money for them so why not take the top off? That's probably why he bought it 😊
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    If I ever accidentally grow a beard and they won’t tell me.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    If at the end of No shave November she has a better beard than I do.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    If at the end of No shave November she has a better beard than I do.

    😂
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    If she insists on waffles on Sunday morning instead of pancakes.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    refuses to go shopping with me on black friday specifically to instigate conflicts with other people 😤
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    refuses to go shopping with me on black friday specifically to instigate conflicts with other people 😤

    Have you ever gone out on Black Friday and accidentally taken up two parking spots instead of one and then place several empty shopping carts randomly in crowded store aisles and then argue with the cashier when they don't want you to pay for a 75" big screen television with only nickels and dimes ?


    yeah.... me neither.

    tbh the last time i went on black friday for any actual shopping was like...9 years ago now i guess and it was just for an entertainment center my girlfriend wanted then at target and we didn't bother with a basket at all. i just bearhugged it in front of me and carried it up to the checkouts and was done. other customers seemed to be annoyed but they really should've been grateful i didn't have another basket in their way imo.

    nowadays i just go to people watch