We broke up because...

PaperDoll_ · November 2020

She wouldn’t let me talk. Ever. She duct taped my mouth and tied my hands together... I miss her 😏

PaintedPlay · November 2020

She was just one dimensional

FabulousFantasticFifty · November 2020

All her finger painting "Masterpieces" dedicated to me, only displayed her middle fingers! 😲

Cyberbartender · November 2020

She keep laying on her pillow.... Boring

FabulousFantasticFifty · November 2020

He'd pull the pillow right out from under me knowing I had lower back troubles. 😞

Callousedthoughts · November 2020

Her "lower back troubles" always popped up when I was in the mood. So.. morning, noon, and night.

Callousedthoughts · November 2020

Wasnt appreciative of the job I got for her at our local liquor store.

missblondi2u · November 2020

He refused to load the dishwasher properly.

Ironwoman1111 · November 2020

She can’t follow instructions and she actually asked me to take pictures to show her how to feed the fish or the dog!

Ironwoman1111 · November 2020

LaneaJ wrote: »

She ran off with my ex. Apparently their shared love of photography and ocd was a match made in heaven. 😅

We asked her to run off with us, but she didn’t want to be a part of a “team”🤣 “Less is more” she says 😝😇

mattig89ch · November 2020

I was all for the whole sharing is caring, but i draw the line at relationships

FabulousFantasticFifty · November 2020

He didn't believe in relationships 🥴

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2020

I just didn't get her lol's
Especially at Auntie Margie's Funeral

Hotspur11 · December 2020

I didn't want to go dancing one night, 2 broken kneecaps and a fractured skull later and I'm only just recovering

slimgirljo15 · December 2020

Exaggerated all time.. it was 2 bruised knees and a teenie tiny scrape on his forehead

PaperDoll_ · December 2020

She didn’t like my yumyum sauce. ☹️

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2020

Her yumyum sauce must have been replaced with yukyuk sauce 😖
I think it was her Ex trying to keep me away! 😧

Ironwoman1111 · December 2020

Was jealous of my 12 fingers and 12 toes!👊🏽😎

kjm3579 · December 2020

She was doing strange things with those 12 fingers and 12 toes!

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2020

He was always talking about his Ex's Interphalangeal joints. 😧

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