We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    She said the last angle she needed was from the inside. I haven't stopped running
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He ran away after I had the audacity to tell him what I needed from him physically 🥴
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    What she expected from me physically was too much. I couldn’t lift her refrigerator. 🙁
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She wouldn't help me put my styrofoam ice cooler in the bed of the truck!
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    She kept stealing lipstick every time we went to the store. I told her she had enough, but her urge to find a new color. :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She had me arrested everytime I took a sampler from the makeup counter at the department store. 😟
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    She filled our house with samples of everything that she could find from every store in the area.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Neverrrrrr
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was two timing me with an old friend. 😭
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    She was trying to come between my Dear Heart and myself!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I wasn't his "Dear Heart" 😞
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She didn’t approve of my grown up Velcro shoes...
  • Sapphire3002
    Sapphire3002 Posts: 112 Member
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    I kept using his muscle tees as minidresses.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited December 2020
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    I couldn't look her in the eye because she’s just like an angel; her skin made me cry. Unfortunately for me, I'm a creep and a weirdo. What the hell was I doin' there? I never belong there, so I left...
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    I asked about his excessive sweating and he took offence. Apparently, his skin cried. And then his eyes did. We weren’t meant to be.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She spent her nights reading, completely ignoring me! 😞
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She grew impatient of me speaking only in the 3rd person...
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    I could never remember his name no matter how many times he said it.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She measured my thigh gap daily. It had to be 3.5 inches wide or we were finished. It was 3.44 inches so she kicked me out.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She didn’t know how to properly stand. I tried giving her lessons but she never did figure it out. 😒

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