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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    His "Afternoon snack" wore high heels and Pink lipstick! 😲
  • FullTimeRVLife
    FullTimeRVLife Posts: 275 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    His "Afternoon snack" wore high heels and Pink lipstick! 😲

    Oh wow ..... I wish ....


    She would not play dress up
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    It was open for discussion until he requested I dress up like Phyllis Diller 😬
    then I found this Pic on his Screen Saver

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  • StormChaser217
    StormChaser217 Posts: 70 Member
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    She doesn't like Storms !
  • FullTimeRVLife
    FullTimeRVLife Posts: 275 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    It was open for discussion until he requested I dress up like Phyllis Diller 😬
    then I found this Pic on his Screen Saver

    92ae107d7fcbf7fa846b1f6dca9df7f1.jpg

    All was good until I caught her going through my phone.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Couldn’t compete with the sexy ladies on his phone. My hair refused to stand up no matter how much gel or hair spray I used.

    Maybe I’ll try gorilla glue 🤔
  • FullTimeRVLife
    FullTimeRVLife Posts: 275 Member
    edited February 2021
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    She got a little to aggressive with the Gorilla Glue.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited February 2021
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    Had a coffee cup but used it for tea!😳 Pfft!🙄😒 ☕️ I just finished my daily 4 cups of coffee!💓😊
  • pen_pineapple
    pen_pineapple Posts: 24 Member
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    Coffee grinds all over my pineapple
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    I’m all for role playing but pretending you’re Sponge Bob all the time was a bit much for me!
  • pen_pineapple
    pen_pineapple Posts: 24 Member
    edited February 2021
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    Did the cop role-playing thing, but I handcuffed her and actually took her the station. Too far, I guess.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I found a handcuffed naked lady in our closet :/ and I know I didn't put her there
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    Constantly lied about all the naked, handcuffed people in the closet! She doesn’t have hands but it’s amazing what she can do with those claws!
  • pen_pineapple
    pen_pineapple Posts: 24 Member
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    Wanted me to wear her red lipstick.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Caught him wearing my red lipstick.. it matched the underwear of mine he was wearing at the time :D
  • FullTimeRVLife
    FullTimeRVLife Posts: 275 Member
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    She kept putting her underwear in my draw.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found hidden drawings of his Ex's underwear. 😲
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Didn’t like the paper undergarments I made her. She said they ripped too easily. Hellooo that’s the whole point. 🙄😂
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was stealing my Comedy Spotlight! 😥
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    She always put me under the spot light.. 😎🦯

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