We broke up because...
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His "Afternoon snack" wore high heels and Pink lipstick! 😲0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »His "Afternoon snack" wore high heels and Pink lipstick! 😲
Oh wow ..... I wish ....
She would not play dress up0 -
It was open for discussion until he requested I dress up like Phyllis Diller 😬
then I found this Pic on his Screen Saver
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She doesn't like Storms !0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »It was open for discussion until he requested I dress up like Phyllis Diller 😬
then I found this Pic on his Screen Saver
All was good until I caught her going through my phone.1 -
Couldn’t compete with the sexy ladies on his phone. My hair refused to stand up no matter how much gel or hair spray I used.
Maybe I’ll try gorilla glue 🤔2 -
She got a little to aggressive with the Gorilla Glue.2
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Had a coffee cup but used it for tea!😳 Pfft!🙄😒 ☕️ I just finished my daily 4 cups of coffee!💓😊1
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Coffee grinds all over my pineapple0
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I’m all for role playing but pretending you’re Sponge Bob all the time was a bit much for me!1
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Did the cop role-playing thing, but I handcuffed her and actually took her the station. Too far, I guess.1
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I found a handcuffed naked lady in our closet and I know I didn't put her there1
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Constantly lied about all the naked, handcuffed people in the closet! She doesn’t have hands but it’s amazing what she can do with those claws!1
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Wanted me to wear her red lipstick.0
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Caught him wearing my red lipstick.. it matched the underwear of mine he was wearing at the time1
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She kept putting her underwear in my draw.1
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I found hidden drawings of his Ex's underwear. 😲0
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Didn’t like the paper undergarments I made her. She said they ripped too easily. Hellooo that’s the whole point. 🙄😂0
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She was stealing my Comedy Spotlight! 😥0
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She always put me under the spot light.. 😎🦯0
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