We broke up because...

pwmsmc23 · February 2021

Taste in coffee was just to bad!

slimgirljo15 · February 2021

He wouldn't let me drink anything but coffee

Ironwoman1111 · February 2021

Drank like a fish out of the water 🍻🍺🥃🍸🍹🍷🍾 like there’s a pandem- oh wait.. nvm. Call me.😬

tc1333 · February 2021

Her baking made me gain 200 pounds.

Cat0703a · February 2021

He’d only speak to me if I was in revealing costume. 😒

lx1x · February 2021

I'm just a peasant. 😞

Cat0703a · February 2021

His typos caused him to be eaten. 🍗

slimgirljo15 · February 2021

Caught her eating some dude.

lx1x · February 2021

Laffs at my spelling 😱

slimgirljo15 · February 2021

He got eaten.

pwmsmc23 · February 2021

She seems very whatever about someone being eaten.

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2021

He wouldn't eat my Meatloaf just because I named it Dan 🙄

FullTimeRVLife · February 2021

She was always dreaming of eating others

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2021

He was always mixing up dreams with reality 🍖
Who's hungry? 😋

FullTimeRVLife · February 2021

She was just so Fantastic that I was intimidated!

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2021

Hated that I was a Super Hero 😁😉

Ironwoman1111 · February 2021

She wouldn’t take her Wonder Woman costume off even to go to funerals.

PaperDoll_ · February 2021

Her idea of a good night out was attending random funerals of people we didn’t even know.

Ironwoman1111 · February 2021

She wasn’t adventurous and didn’t like FREE food! I still say it’s just like a regular buffet!

lx1x · February 2021

When she said free food.. omg.. she meant people.. 🧟‍♀️

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