We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She set the bathroom of fire with to many candles by the tub and lit the shower curtain. Now I’m re-modeling a bathroom0
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We didn't.. he's banging on the basement door right now
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I unlocked her basement door0
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We didn't. She's stuck with me because I let everyone else escape.
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »We didn't. She's stuck with me because I let everyone else escape.
True.. together ❤0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »We didn't. She's stuck with me because I let everyone else escape.
True.. together ❤
Can someone help me out of this basement...? 
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She wanted me to choose Loyalty to her only and I had to respectfully decline. 🤷🏼0
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She tore up my Walgreens Loyalty card. How am I supposed to get the savings?0
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She was a tightwad.. money, money, money.. its all she worried about0
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We didn't, even though PD let the basement door open, she forgot to unchain me1
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Jo would never let me visit him in the basement.0
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I found copies of her Appeals for Conjugal Visits with a really short canary yellow guy 😦0
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She preferred beards
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She'd wax every single day! 😟
And I'm not talking about furniture or floors0 -
There she goes again...
Always talking to herself
Then answering 🤷🏼♀️0 -
Of my inability to resist certain temptations...0
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He couldn't resist anything in a skirt 😡0
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Never lets me wear a skirt0
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We disagreed on how to eat cereal. I preferred to pour the cereal in first and then the milk...0
they escaped. 
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