We broke up because...

She always wanted to wear her wetsuit even on fancy dinner dates with her high heels on!🤭

She didn’t like to share, yes I know they’re not my size but I still wanted to give them a try!

She got angry when my heels didn't fit and used them for hammering nails 😯

She had multiple personalities and one thought she was a seamstress. I could tolerate it until she tried to sew my lips shut.

She woke up angry on me, cuz of a dream
After i gifted her a Ferrari that night

She wouldn't let me have sweets

He kept wild animals for pets, and I think that's immoral...

We haven't

I took his glasses

He made me hike the mountain barefoot.. so cruel