We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She called me a hoarder just because of my collection of cleaning supplies...
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She used too much aqua net hairspray
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
    She wore those high heels everywhere - made holes in the shower and ruined the carpets.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Never did.. you must have been bored to grace us with your presence Dear Heart πŸ˜†πŸ€—
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    I double spaced

    All of my

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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    He popped the eyeballs out of my teddy bear and decapitated it. Threw the head out on Monday and the body out on Friday.😭 Rest in pieces Beary!🧸
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
    She kept mourning her old teddy bear -- crying and wailing all times of the day and night
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He liked to make me cry so he could bottle my tears for his shelf of oddities.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She was okay with her ex bottling her tears, but when I wanted to bottle blood, it became an issue. πŸ˜’
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    She only wants wine
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    𝐻𝑒'𝑑 π‘œπ‘›π‘™π‘¦ π‘šπ‘Žπ‘˜π‘’ π‘šπ‘’ π‘œπ‘›π‘’ 𝑑𝑦𝑝𝑒 π‘œπ‘“ π‘π‘œπ‘π‘˜π‘‘π‘Žπ‘–π‘™ π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ 𝑖𝑓 𝐼 π‘€π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘π‘’π‘‘ π‘‘π‘œ π‘‘π‘Ÿπ‘¦ π‘ π‘œπ‘šπ‘’π‘‘β„Žπ‘–π‘›π‘” 𝑛𝑒𝑀, β„Žπ‘’ π‘€π‘œπ‘’π‘™π‘‘ π‘œπ‘›π‘™π‘¦ 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 π‘šπ‘’ π‘€π‘Žπ‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿ 😟
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    She drinks all what I made like it is water.... I think she having a problem ;)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    𝐻𝑒 π‘šπ‘Žπ‘‘π‘’ π‘šπ‘’ π‘Žπ‘‘π‘‘π‘’π‘›π‘‘ 𝐴𝐴 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 π‘“π‘œπ‘Ÿ π‘šπ‘¦ 𝑒π‘₯𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑠𝑒 π‘œπ‘“ π΄π‘žπ‘’π‘Žπ‘“π‘–π‘›π‘Ž! :(
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She complained about the lack of creativity in my fonts...
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    All she wanted to do was churn butter 🧈
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    𝑻𝒉𝒆 π’…π’‚π’š 𝒔𝒉𝒆 π’„π’‚π’Žπ’† π’‰π’π’Žπ’† π’˜π’Šπ’•π’‰
    "𝑰 π‘ͺ𝒂𝒏'𝒕 π‘©π’†π’π’Šπ’†π’—π’† 𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝑡𝒐𝒕 𝑩𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓" π’˜π’‚π’” 𝒂𝒏 π’†π’šπ’† 𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She sees dead people πŸ‘»
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    She kills ppl.. 😱
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Well, after our honeymoon he told me we would be living in a tent... with all his other wives!πŸ”¨πŸ‘Ώ Can’t blame me!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I went to jail with her for aiding in body disposal 😏

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