We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She called me a hoarder just because of my collection of cleaning supplies...0
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She used too much aqua net hairspray0
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She wore those high heels everywhere - made holes in the shower and ruined the carpets.0
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Never did.. you must have been bored to grace us with your presence Dear Heart ππ€0
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I double spaced
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He popped the eyeballs out of my teddy bear and decapitated it. Threw the head out on Monday and the body out on Friday.π Rest in pieces Beary!π§Έ0
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She kept mourning her old teddy bear -- crying and wailing all times of the day and night0
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He liked to make me cry so he could bottle my tears for his shelf of oddities.0
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She was okay with her ex bottling her tears, but when I wanted to bottle blood, it became an issue. π0
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She only wants wine0
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She drinks all what I made like it is water.... I think she having a problem0
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She complained about the lack of creativity in my fonts...1
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All she wanted to do was churn butter π§0
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She sees dead people π»0
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She kills ppl.. π±0
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Well, after our honeymoon he told me we would be living in a tent... with all his other wives!π¨πΏ Canβt blame me!0
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I went to jail with her for aiding in body disposal π0
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