We broke up because...
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Her boot obsession left no room for me or the dogs.0
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Tried to take my donuts away from me!0
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Wouldn't share her donuts
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PurpleBerry0089 wrote: »
lol I’ll always share with you Joslimgirljo15 wrote: »Wouldn't share her donuts
Aww thanks Jess 🤗 good to see ya, hope life's been treating you well0 -
Her claws were out0
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I put gorilla glue in all her shoes for an April Fools day joke...0
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She wouldn't pay for my foot surgery because supposedly a Prank gone bad isn't enough reason 😧0
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She didn't support my career as a professional mermaid.0
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She'd always splash around the pool half naked shaking her fins at the local Menfolk looking for company. 😧0
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She didn't approve of my efforts trying to get her a misteress...0
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Was always talking about being involved in the BDSM community.0
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After eating he always licked his fingers and mine too!🖐🏽😳1
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Didn't like being licked.0
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He had this weird thing he started doing to boost his immunity....0
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𝑆ℎ𝑒'𝑑 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒 𝑎 𝐷𝑟𝑢𝑔𝑔𝑖𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑖'𝑑 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑆𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠
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She had lazy looking baby toes 🦶👀1
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She always bought flowers for herself and then shouts at me why I didn’t buy them0
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He doesn't remember our chat0
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Couldn't afford her gold and diamonds😂0
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