We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She never wanted to race the shopping carts at the grocery store0
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Her pet was kept on a very nice lead with studded collar.. unfortunately his name was Terry and he was the neighbours husband.. ๐1
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I never drove above the speed limit...1
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For him, living life in the fast lane was more like using a walker on the right side of hallway in a nursing home.0
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Apparently, I preferred to take it slow in relationships, both literally and metaphorically...0
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He took it so slow I'm still waiting to be invited to date #20
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She trying to get dateswith some Wheel Watcher! ๐ฆ
The only thing I want to watch is Prime & Netflix ๐คท0 -
We often argued over fabric softener brands...0
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He said buying Snuggle because of the cute bear wasnโt a good enough reason. ๐0
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Got jealous all the time, we broke up over me googling water filters. I had a coupon for 20% off!๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ป0
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That ain't the only thing she was Googling ๐ฒ๐ณ0
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She didnโt let me Google anything. Instead she pulled out the encyclopedias. ๐0
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She Googled everything. She wouldn't answer anything without consulting Google first.0
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I couldn't have a conversation with her without her asking 2 or 3 trivia questions...always testing my knowledge!!!0
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She was cheating on me with two ladies... Siri and Alexa. I never saw them but she was always talking to them. ๐0
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All we ever did was hold hands, sometimes furious, sweaty hand holding. I had enough when my hands became raw.
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Everytime I played the Beatles she ran out the door screaming ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ0
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She was obsessed with creating a Beatles (bug infested) band that toured the local bars...spent all her time in the backyard directing practice0
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