We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    ๐Œ๐ฒ ๐๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ž๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž'๐ ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฌ๐ข๐ญ
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She never wanted to race the shopping carts at the grocery store
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Her pet was kept on a very nice lead with studded collar.. unfortunately his name was Terry and he was the neighbours husband.. ๐Ÿ˜ 
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    ๐’๐ก๐ž๐ ๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฐ๐ž๐š๐ซ ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited April 2021
    I never drove above the speed limit...
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    For him, living life in the fast lane was more like using a walker on the right side of hallway in a nursing home.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    Apparently, I preferred to take it slow in relationships, both literally and metaphorically...
  • anna_nintey3
    anna_nintey3 Posts: 843 Member
    He took it so slow I'm still waiting to be invited to date #2
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She trying to get dateswith some Wheel Watcher! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
    The only thing I want to watch is Prime & Netflix ๐Ÿคท
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    We often argued over fabric softener brands...
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He said buying Snuggle because of the cute bear wasnโ€™t a good enough reason. ๐Ÿ˜’
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Got jealous all the time, we broke up over me googling water filters. I had a coupon for 20% off!๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ป
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    That ain't the only thing she was Googling ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ณ
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    She didnโ€™t let me Google anything. Instead she pulled out the encyclopedias. ๐Ÿ˜–
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She Googled everything. She wouldn't answer anything without consulting Google first.
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    I couldn't have a conversation with her without her asking 2 or 3 trivia questions...always testing my knowledge!!!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She was cheating on me with two ladies... Siri and Alexa. I never saw them but she was always talking to them. ๐Ÿ˜’
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    All we ever did was hold hands, sometimes furious, sweaty hand holding. I had enough when my hands became raw.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Everytime I played the Beatles she ran out the door screaming ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,612 Member
    She was obsessed with creating a Beatles (bug infested) band that toured the local bars...spent all her time in the backyard directing practice

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