We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    Had a fear of entomology...
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Never wanted to party because of her allergies
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    She grew tired of me always referring to myself as “this guy” with my thumbs pointing inwardly at my chest...
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He could never complete a sentence without referring to himself.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She'd yell at me always telling me what I'm doing wrong, then complain when I'd try to defend myself 😧
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,416 Member
    She wanted to be pushed around on the dolly perched on two boxes of fuel mix like it was her personal chariot.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    I couldn’t maintain coherent conversations, healthy relations or a mutual appreciation...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    He never made sense, was never affectionate and didn't like anything I liked 😟
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She dismissed by idea of being a Bee Keeper because she didn't want to deal with all the sticky messes.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    I refused to use the HOV lane whenever we were in the same vehicle...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    He insisted that we always take separate vehicles when visiting family.
    I'm sure it was so he could escape if things went bad 🥴
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,416 Member
    She always gave me the wrong address for special events with her friends. It was like she didn’t want me to meet them...
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She'd refuse to write grocery lists, phone numbers, and addresses and directions down, gloating that she had it all memorized in her head...and then she's blame me when when she got it all wrong!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She made Tartar Sauce, our fish into fish sticks! Nomnom so sad, but so good!😥😋
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,842 Member
    Let’s just say our dog, Puddin, disappeared. 😬
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Her breath smelled like puddin
  • Analog_Kid
    Analog_Kid Posts: 976 Member
    she ended every other sentence with "eh?"
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,612 Member
    He refused to turn up my hearing aids
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited April 2021
    I mistook her “plenty of protein” for “plenty of pro-teen”. She didn’t approve of me adopting several teenagers...
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    He kept talking about his "guns"

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