We broke up because...

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  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    It was like dating Jekyll and Hyde!
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She threw around mental diagnoses like she had a psychiatry degree.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She never had a problem playing by herself 😜
    You broke up with yourself?🤔 And wow...😂
    NVintage wrote: »
    It was like dating Jekyll and Hyde!
    She thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of hers.
  • frontwheeldrive9999
    frontwheeldrive9999 Posts: 376 Member
    because she hates when I call her too critical
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    He didn’t appreciate my helpful feedback
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Could never get her out of the bathtub
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    I discovered his secret collection of toenail clippings - ewwww!
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She threw all my toenail clippings out :/
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    He kept a collection of his ex's hair and toenail clippings! He also had a big cauldron, and it creeped me out....
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,414 Member
    She didn’t appreciate my alternative bathing apparatus.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited May 2021
    She claimed to have a hot tub, then threw a surprise hot tub birthday party for me and invited all our friends.

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  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She did not appreciate my ingenuity.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She burned down the house after building a fire in a beer keg
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    edited May 2021
    She super glued my feet to the front lawn and my hands to a sign which read "I'm stuck only to you" - she was a wee bit possessive
  • 69handiman69
    69handiman69 Posts: 350 Member
    she would not clean my toe nails
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    rigoalonso697 wrote: »
    she would not clean my toe nails

    That’s why!☝🏽😝🤢🤣
  • 69handiman69
    69handiman69 Posts: 350 Member
    lol guess strike 2 for me
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    His sports analogies broke my stride.
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    She flushed the DNS cache
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    I never knew what the heck he was talking about 😖

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