We broke up because...

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  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She was always talking to herself, no one else could be heard over her chatter.
  • 69handiman69
    69handiman69 Posts: 350 Member
    could not get her to say anything
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    He couldn't read my mind...
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He got his hypnosis therapy license and insisted on keeping me in a trance (or clucking like a chicken).
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    For playing hot cross buns on the recorder over and over
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    Her husband read her texts
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    I found out he was dating a married woman 😧
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    She was a married woman who was upset at me previously dating a different married woman. <3
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    edited May 2021
    He was on a mission to start a harem and wanted me to manage everything.
  • 69handiman69
    69handiman69 Posts: 350 Member
    found out she was married
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited May 2021
    Because of his illegal activities, mostly bigamy and his medicinal plants.(🌱👈🏽illegal here!)
  • 69handiman69
    69handiman69 Posts: 350 Member
    i knew that was the cause---because she did not like my plants
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    edited May 2021
    He would not stop pestering me for money to start studying mycology - studying, right, more like growing.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Reporting me for the snacks I preferred 😢
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    Kept referring to me as a snack
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Didn't like when I nibbled after midnight
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    Would only nibble after midnight....problem is...I worked nights
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,570 Member
    Cause he worked nights...

    I gained a lot of weight with all that nibbling
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She had insomnia and watched Unsolved Crimes while I tried to sleep, I was always dreaming of murder, AND she started looking at me as if she were plotting and scheming.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She started sleeping with a 45 and the one eye open got a little creepy! 😜