We broke up because...

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She asked me to help bury her ex in my backyard.
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    edited May 2021
    We haven’t! 😌

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Two Timer!!! 😲
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She played The Doors song Love Me Two Times on repeat ALL the time.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    She made fun of my OCD
  • SunflowerQueen36
    SunflowerQueen36 Posts: 1,272 Member
    She thought I was making fun of her but I was really just picking on her because I like her
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    The bed was always full of sunflower shells
  • SunflowerQueen36
    SunflowerQueen36 Posts: 1,272 Member
    Was not a fan of me having a midnight snack
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She tried to throw away all of my VHS tapes because they supposedly took up too much space - let's not talk about her t-shirt collection.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    Wouldn’t allow me to wear shirts. Not even in public. 😳
  • billybuff21
    billybuff21 Posts: 273 Member
    I’m not a taco
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    He refused to indulge my food fetishes. 😒
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    She said she no longer loved beard rides
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    He'd never make me coffee in the morning
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She let her knick knack collections get out of control. We had ceiling to floor shelves of salt and pepper shakers, porcelain swans, thimbles, etc.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She was always burning bridges 🔥
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She insisted on 2 houses with a bridge in between, a good idea except she never let me cross the bridge.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She never paid the Bridge Troll his toll👹
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,723 Member
    She fell in love with the troll instead =( I just wasin't enough for her after she met him
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She thought she was too tall for me, and then called my new guy friend a troll even though he's 5ft 10!