We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,416 Member
    Her therapy took place nightly at an intimate lounge with a 35 year old male who she called her “man meat”. 😒
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She took up rebounding as an exercise and she continued bouncing all the time, she bounced on out of my life.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She sold my Trampoline without permission
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She felt like she had to ask my permission for everything. Serious parental figure issues.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,416 Member
    She called my body shape “parental” as she compared me to a pregnant woman. 😒
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Came home pregnant after a 2 week vacation... :( it wasn't mine 😫
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
    Because ... she kept trying to get all of the ladies pregnant.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Wouldn't let me impregnate him 😆
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She wanted 13 children, I wanted 1, just wasn't going to work.
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
    She kept talking to others about the number of children she wanted to have with them.
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    We haven’t!

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  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
    Because... we enjoy getting back together.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He kept trying to steal @Sweet_A from me ☹️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I stole her wifey.. she got mad :(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    edited May 2021
    She fed my wifey @eatpolerepeat fake meat burgers and told her I made them. 😤
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    We haven’t! 🤝 Never letting you go!

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  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    They had an affinity for concrete yard ornaments, especially farm animals.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She called me a Country Bumpkin and Bounced 👩‍🌾
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She fed my wifey @eatpolerepeat fake meat burgers and told her I made them. 😤

    What? @slimgirljo15 why 😭

    But, but..PD did make them.. honestly, I'd have never fed you fake meat if I'd known :noway:

    Bad PD .. naughty 😏
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    I was unable to control the voices in my head…

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