We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was always talking about how others stimulate others0
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Much too innocent for me 🤣0
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She said she was dislodging me from our ski lodge because I put my skis on backwards...0
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She thought skiing uphill would make her famous and
Always wanted fame and fortune and no time for love0 -
She added Metamucil to all her meals so we could get more fiber; our water and toilet paper bill drastically went up as a result.0
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She was so concerned about the amount of toilet paper that she’d only let me use one square.0
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She stopped using toilet paper all together... scooting her butt on the carpet wasn't a good look in front of the visiting Pastor0
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She wore her devil costume when the Pastor was over but wanted to judge my dog costume. 😤0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »She wore her devil costume when the Pastor was over but wanted to judge my dog costume. 😤
Nooo, I didn't judge your dog costume.. just the fresh nuggets you left on our carpet *sprays air freshner* 😆0 -
She put ranch dressing on her pizza0
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I accidentally called her a leprechaun once and I was shown to the door. 😭0
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She learned aussie insults too well.. 😭0
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She'd use all the hairspray and left me straight and flat0
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She loved the scent of hairspray and used it as air freshener, it was all so toxic.0
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I failed to submit all of the necessary paperwork and documentation in a timely fashion…0
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His OCD forced him to count every time I said the word "but" - it was annoying pain in the butt0
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I was intolerant of her random use of homophones…1
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Because I'm not the smartest, I thought homophones was a fear of calling people. He just shook his head in disbelief.0
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Although she searched diligently through and through, she was unable to find anything attractive about me, both inside and out…0
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