We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Oh the lies he told were big
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
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    Her troll hair was just too much
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He had tea and not coffee in that mug 😱
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She was a coffee snob :(
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    She was always crying into her coffee, nothing I did made her smile.
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
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    She said I smiled too much, go figure
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He never smiled.. only gas grimaced 🤭
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    All she fed me were beans and broccoli 🥴
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    She wanted me to feed her!:P
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    I was kept in a cage and fed like a zoo animal.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Kept making messes in her cage. I got tired of cleaning it.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    It annoyed her that I always succumbed to peer pressure…
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I kept getting calls from the High School Principal that he kept getting caught smoking in the bathroom with his Students 🚭
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    You chewed me out every time I chewed loudly and cringed at my Chewbacca impersonation…
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    ^^ Love your sense of humor!

    Loudly hummed the Imperial Death March every time he came into the bedroom.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Hated when I seranaded her
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She thought singing the Jaws theme song when I got into the tub was romantic
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    Her time spent in the tub was obsessive, especially since she never used water.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She never paid the water bill 😖
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    Every time she had to use the restroom, she'd announce loudly, "Time to pay the water bill!"

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