We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Oh the lies he told were big0
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Her troll hair was just too much0
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He had tea and not coffee in that mug 😱0
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She was a coffee snob
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She was always crying into her coffee, nothing I did made her smile.0
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She said I smiled too much, go figure0
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He never smiled.. only gas grimaced 🤭0
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All she fed me were beans and broccoli 🥴0
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She wanted me to feed her!:P0
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I was kept in a cage and fed like a zoo animal.0
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Kept making messes in her cage. I got tired of cleaning it.1
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It annoyed her that I always succumbed to peer pressure…0
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I kept getting calls from the High School Principal that he kept getting caught smoking in the bathroom with his Students 🚭0
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You chewed me out every time I chewed loudly and cringed at my Chewbacca impersonation…1
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^^ Love your sense of humor!
Loudly hummed the Imperial Death March every time he came into the bedroom.0 -
Hated when I seranaded her0
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She thought singing the Jaws theme song when I got into the tub was romantic1
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Her time spent in the tub was obsessive, especially since she never used water.0
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She never paid the water bill 😖0
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Every time she had to use the restroom, she'd announce loudly, "Time to pay the water bill!"1
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