We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She was always dipping me in colour. Too messy!
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    She organized my clothes by color, type, and brand.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Didn't appreciate my going that extra mile to make our home comfortable and smart!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    I came home early and caught her in an intimate act...with a Tom Selleck vhs tape.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Incessantly quoted Star Trek - insisted on doing our wedding vows in Klingon. Obviously I "ghobe"d right outta there!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    One day she said to me "Nok M'Chok Un'gok" Can you believe that *kitten*?
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    Supposedly due to an old curse, only walked around the house backwards.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Was always cursing people - swear words I meant, no magic in those veins
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    The Magic was lost and we drifted apart. :(
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She kept pulling my rabbit out of the hat, so much that his cute ears fell off!😩
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    She hoarded a filthy hat collection
    They weren't rabbits and those dust bunnies never had ears!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She vacuumed up my pet Bunny Floppy 😢
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    She had an enormous stuffed toy collection from 1985...
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,190 Member
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    She threw out my friends claiming they were merely stuffed toys from 1985
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She was obsessed with Friends reruns. She even wore a Rachel wig while watching the show. 👀
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Insisted I wear a Blonde wig on date night! 🥴
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She’d always wear wigs and then get mad when I didn’t recognize her.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She didn't like my role play ideas. 🥴
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She role played so often I couldn’t remember what her personality really was like!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She forgot that I lived with her 😕

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