We broke up because...
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He never left anything good in my box. 😂0
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Filled up her box on a daily basis, but she was never satisfied0
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I heard he was occupying someone else's box, so boxed up his belongings and never looked back!0
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She took out a life insurance policy in my name and named herself as the beneficiary. Then I found “the box” she bought for me.⚰️😳☠️ And pine coffin? Really?🙄0
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She didnt like that I always planned ahead 🤷♀️0
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She suddenly came into a lot of money and left me 😒0
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She gambled away my entire inheritance in one night! 😠0
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She called paying rent “gambling”. We ended up homeless.0
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She didn't think the Condo I constructed from cardboard boxes was cozy enough for her rich tastes. 😞0
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Every beach trip consisted of combing the beaches for treasure, there was rarely any fun.0
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she had an obsession for sand crabs and we had to comb the beach for our dinner every night!0
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Refused to ever take pictures with color. Not even pics of a rainbow0
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Everything had to be rainbow, rainbow toast, rainbow dog, rainbow house 🤯1
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She objected when I'd wear rainbow attire to support my
"Happy" brotherss and sisters out there 🏳️🌈0 -
Her rainbow attire looked suspiciously red. It was embarrassing when she’d tell people it was rainbow 🌈1
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She insisted I sing her “somewhere over the rainbow” nightly. I really shouldn’t have sang it to her that one time.
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She would tell people my name was Curious George because she was too embarrassed to tell them it was Rainbow0
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Didn’t like my big yellow hat and threw it out. ☹️0
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She had to show everyone we came across her Curious George impression0
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She wouldn't share her pink stilettos with me0
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