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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Her shoes didn't fit me and that right there is a deal breaker!
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    She kept stealing my shoes
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She sabotaged all of the heels on her shoes and now I have two Twisted ankles 😢
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,190 Member
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    She always wanted to be carried around, claiming her ankles were sprained
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She wouldn’t let me walk anywhere. My choices were piggybacking or wheelbarrow. 😣
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,362 Member
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    I had a different definition of HotWheels!
    Firemen came to the rescue
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    He was very protective of his Hotwheel collection, and wanted to have his privacy while with them...unless I agreed to dress up as a fireman!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Not that I minded roleplaying a fireman, but it was getting out of hand. She lit 12 fires at our house in one day.
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
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    Pet rocks, labeled and dated.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was so anal about labeling everything and labeling my HooHa with an expiration date was the last straw! 😰
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited July 2021
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    She was obsessed with her proctologist
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She accused me of cheating after having a colonoscopy
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    Because she had a “colonoscopy” at the Holiday Inn which included an overnight stay and complimentary breakfast.🧐
    Btw, how were the waffles?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She'd never share Her "Hot Cakes" with me!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She called my hooha “hot cakes” 😳
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She didn't appreciate my terms of endearment 🤷‍♀️
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    She made me watch that movie Terms of Endearment every Saturday night because of her crazy obsession with Jack Nicholson...
  • ur1andonlyangel
    ur1andonlyangel Posts: 124 Member
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    On Saturday nights she would only ever want to have Batman movie marathons
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
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    Makes me dress up like batman
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,190 Member
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    He refused to play dress up ☹️

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