We broke up because...
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Her shoes didn't fit me and that right there is a deal breaker!0
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She kept stealing my shoes0
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She sabotaged all of the heels on her shoes and now I have two Twisted ankles 😢0
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She always wanted to be carried around, claiming her ankles were sprained0
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She wouldn’t let me walk anywhere. My choices were piggybacking or wheelbarrow. 😣0
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I had a different definition of HotWheels!
Firemen came to the rescue0 -
He was very protective of his Hotwheel collection, and wanted to have his privacy while with them...unless I agreed to dress up as a fireman!0
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Not that I minded roleplaying a fireman, but it was getting out of hand. She lit 12 fires at our house in one day.1
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Pet rocks, labeled and dated.0
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She was so anal about labeling everything and labeling my HooHa with an expiration date was the last straw! 😰1
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She was obsessed with her proctologist0
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She accused me of cheating after having a colonoscopy0
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Because she had a “colonoscopy” at the Holiday Inn which included an overnight stay and complimentary breakfast.🧐
Btw, how were the waffles?0 -
She'd never share Her "Hot Cakes" with me!0
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She called my hooha “hot cakes” 😳0
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She didn't appreciate my terms of endearment 🤷♀️0
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She made me watch that movie Terms of Endearment every Saturday night because of her crazy obsession with Jack Nicholson...
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On Saturday nights she would only ever want to have Batman movie marathons0
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Makes me dress up like batman1
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He refused to play dress up ☹️2
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