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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
    edited September 2021
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    @Ironwoman1111 I accidentally used her special pet name on another 🤦‍♀️

    @bicepcurl never saw him. He was invisible to me. 😆
  • Bicepcurl
    Bicepcurl Posts: 286 Member
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    She even forget my name after a while ..
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Didn’t even know his name 🤫
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He'd rather kiss his bicep than me 🥺
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She was addicted to bleaching certain body parts.👀
  • Bicepcurl
    Bicepcurl Posts: 286 Member
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    She never wanted to take selfies with me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He selfied, naked with the neighbour :(
  • Bicepcurl
    Bicepcurl Posts: 286 Member
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    She didn’t understand my art project with the neighbour ..(I can see why we broke up lol)
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
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    Did art projects with everyone but me!👩🏽‍🎨😕
  • Bicepcurl
    Bicepcurl Posts: 286 Member
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    She only wanted me for my art …
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    He pretended to be a baby and wanted his protein shake in a bottle! 🍼😳
    I still remember his first steps🥲
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She continued to bottle feed her ex.. then decided breast was best. 😳
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,844 Member
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    She kept bringing her toned booty in front of me, and kept saying this is for Ironwoman1111😂
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She'd take her Boy Toy shopping but scoffed at the idea of me shopping at the Family Dollar. 😞
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    For our first month anniversary she got me a coffee enema kit!😲😠
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    She thinks she's a queen.. spend most days on her throne (bathroom)
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    After our 48 hours whirlwind romance, I found out he never washed his hands! And he had insisted on being “the chef of the house”🤢🚽
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She got some germs from her ex's cooking.. she turned green and puked a lot.. I didn't want to catch it 😁
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,844 Member
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    She kept bringing my ex in every convo!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was so involved with his past exes that he never had time to use full words!

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