The Bad Advice Thread

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  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,723 Member
    If you are hot jump in a ice bath for 2 hours =)
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    you can totally change him! just keep at it sis
  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    Mayonnaise is a great hair conditioner.

    With waist length hair at the time, slathered in mayo, it took 2-wks to wash the smell out of my hair. I was a teen. To this day, the smell of mayo makes me wretch.
  • steelrod1
    steelrod1 Posts: 127 Member
    Smell this ,
  • drinkhorlicks
    drinkhorlicks Posts: 53 Member
    Eat a tiramisu this weekend
  • steelrod1
    steelrod1 Posts: 127 Member
    Haha got to repeat an earlier post, omg

    Take a laxative for a bad cough.
  • steelrod1
    steelrod1 Posts: 127 Member
    Just rub some dirt on it.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,516 Member
    edited October 2021
    At the next company get-together, go ahead and ask the boss' wife how old she is and how much she weighs. She loves to answer personal questions. It'll probably help cinch your next promotion.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    If you see a girl walking around with her fly down, feel free to tell her. Specially when she is with her bf. It won't be awkward at all and they both will appreciate it.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,516 Member
    It isn't necessary to use turn signals when driving. In fact, most drivers prefer you just dart right in front of them with no warning. It makes the morning commute more fun.
  • spookyface
    spookyface Posts: 420 Member
    tighten your arm muscles as much as possible before getting a shot
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited October 2021
    Whenever a dog wags its tail, it means they want you to pull it tightly🐕
  • cheese_cake_
    cheese_cake_ Posts: 35 Member
    Have a baby...it'll fix your relationship
  • drinkhorlicks
    drinkhorlicks Posts: 53 Member
    cmsienk wrote: »
    It isn't necessary to use turn signals when driving. In fact, most drivers prefer you just dart right in front of them with no warning. It makes the morning commute more fun.
    Wow I do this all the time. Usually to show them I’m annoyed with them
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Don't use tissues when your nose runs.. thats what sleeves are for.. 😄
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,516 Member
    Give little kids sugar right before bedtime. It calms them down.
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
    If you run super fast towards a brick wall face first, you will leave an outline of your body as you slam straight through the brick wall.
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    Onerom1 wrote: »
    If you run super fast towards a brick wall face first, you will leave an outline of your body as you slam straight through the brick wall.

    I wanna try this
  • cheese_cake_
    cheese_cake_ Posts: 35 Member
    Mix that bleach and ammonia, it won't do any harm to your eyes, nose, throat, and lungs.

  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Don't use tissues when your nose runs.. thats what sleeves are for.. 😄

    Better yet, that couch is pretty handy. :) No need to make a slimy mess of a shirt.