We broke up because...
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She left me for this guy
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She had a frog in her throat. 😳😤0
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I drunk a keg by myself 😥0
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She declared she was a Princess and that she had to kiss a frog to get her Prince .. Couldn't kiss her after that 🐸0
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She kissed beasts hoping for her prince and refused to kiss me! 😐0
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She pulled my dog’s wig off, she knows it, I know it and the wig knows it!😠0
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I found out she had a girlfriend and referred to me as her dog 😟0
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She bit me when I tried to rub her belly. ☹️0
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For my birthday she gave me fried fish body wash and a bbq hotdog scented candle.0
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She was just too dang picky to shop for and her not appreciating the mud bath I prepared was the last straw!
I shoveled a greàt amount of obviously unwanted dirt (because they had it just sitting there next to a hole in the ground) into the wheelbarrow and hauled it all the way from Shady Acres Cemetary. 🥴0 -
Because she wouldn't quit making fun of my grammatical errors...0
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He'd talk big words yet was always saying the wrong things! 😟0
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It all started when she found out that she could get a 10% off coupon for her next order just by signing up to receive emails. She sent me back, got a full refund and got herself a cheaper mail order wife.
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Someone else purchased me. 😏0
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She went to the highest bidder 😔0
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She bought herself a new Toy 😦0
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She wanted me to dress like a baby.. complete with a diaper and rattle. I was okay with it until all she’d let me say was “Mama.”0
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She kept filling her diaper.. I ain't cleaning that 😠0
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Bridge_marie wrote: »We didn’t 😜
Truth 🤗0 -
She was still seeing her Ex 😢0
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