We broke up because...

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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She left me for this guy
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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She had a frog in her throat. 😳😤
  • _ORIGINAL_BEAST_
    _ORIGINAL_BEAST_ Posts: 118 Member
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    I drunk a keg by myself 😥
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited October 2021
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    She declared she was a Princess and that she had to kiss a frog to get her Prince .. Couldn't kiss her after that 🐸
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She kissed beasts hoping for her prince and refused to kiss me! 😐
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She pulled my dog’s wig off, she knows it, I know it and the wig knows it!😠
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found out she had a girlfriend and referred to me as her dog 😟
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She bit me when I tried to rub her belly. ☹️
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    For my birthday she gave me fried fish body wash and a bbq hotdog scented candle.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was just too dang picky to shop for and her not appreciating the mud bath I prepared was the last straw!
    I shoveled a greàt amount of obviously unwanted dirt (because they had it just sitting there next to a hole in the ground) into the wheelbarrow and hauled it all the way from Shady Acres Cemetary. 🥴
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
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    Because she wouldn't quit making fun of my grammatical errors...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He'd talk big words yet was always saying the wrong things! 😟
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited October 2021
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    It all started when she found out that she could get a 10% off coupon for her next order just by signing up to receive emails. She sent me back, got a full refund and got herself a cheaper mail order wife.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    Someone else purchased me. 😏
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She went to the highest bidder 😔
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She bought herself a new Toy 😦
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She wanted me to dress like a baby.. complete with a diaper and rattle. I was okay with it until all she’d let me say was “Mama.”
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She kept filling her diaper.. I ain't cleaning that 😠
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    We didn’t 😜

    Truth 🤗
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was still seeing her Ex 😢

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