Great Quotes that make you laugh...

cacraft
cacraft Posts: 76 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job,slowly raise your head & say "in Jesus name Amen".

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  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    "If you ever get caught sleeping on the job,slowly raise your head & say "in Jesus name Amen".

    :laugh:

    I like the ones in my sig
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    "If you ever get caught sleeping on the job,slowly raise your head & say "in Jesus name Amen".

    roflllllllllllllllllllll
  • Kolohe71
    Kolohe71 Posts: 613 Member
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein

    Like math? We could add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Smile: it will make ppl worry what you're up to.


    There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
    ~~Douglas Adams
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    "IT'S ONLY AWKWARD AT FIRST...." SARAH DAVIS (YES I MADE IT UP)
    THIS SERIOUSLY WORKS FOR EVERYTHING. DIRTY OR SERIOUS THINGS. BWAHAHA
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    "shhhhh. just let it happen."

    "save some surprises!" -- this is only to be used when someone starts talking about something dirty. or, with my friends, all the time.

    ending a perfectly normal sentance with "... ... alledgedly."
  • shiggyshane
    shiggyshane Posts: 215 Member
    "I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen." - jim carrey
  • merrillfoster
    merrillfoster Posts: 837 Member
    "I don't want to achieve immortality through my works. I want to achieve immortality through not dying"--Woody Allen
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