We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

She'd whistle to me and say in a really high pitched voice, "Come here!" whenever we'd get separated in public!:/

All my clothing was made of Velcro…

She didn't like my style.

I was unable to make eye contact and give firm handshakes…

She used to admire herself in the cutlery when ever we went out to dinner.

She'd always mumble in her sleep and say "Catch Me If You Can!" I got suspicious and hired a P. I. Who she ended up running away with. 🥺

I was the private investigator and once the checks stopped coming in, I moved on 😏

Always wanted me to wake up at 3 am on days off. 😑

She wouldn't commit to only me and preferred playing with dolls. 😞

I was not proficient in Roman Numerals…