We broke up because...

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Because she says she'll "Neverrrr" break up with her Ex.

    How can I be with someone who can't spell? 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    She'd randomly ask me to spell words out to her, spelling bee style, in mid conversation...
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She always wanted to talk at 3 am 😴
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She didn’t appreciate me putting vegetables in her mouth. I just want her to be healthy.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She force fed me Brussel sprouts 🤢
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She wouldn’t share her fries 😤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    And by fries she means keys to the basement 🤣
  • PRlisaNY
    PRlisaNY Posts: 46 Member
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    Never gave me keys to the basement, but seems like others had a copy!
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    By basement she meant her heart!
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,844 Member
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    She never loved me from the bottom of her heart!
  • SleepDeprivedMommy
    SleepDeprivedMommy Posts: 2 Member
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    He went on a road trip and didn't invite me
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,844 Member
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    She distracts me whilst driving, even after telling her not to!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He'd get distracted Everytime I wanted to talk. 😞
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    She'd only send me texts while I was on work calls!
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
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    She was always on work calls. Didn't have time for me. 😭
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She said she was giving up caffeine, therefore ßhe was buying no more coffee 😱
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
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    Was constantly making up stories about me giving up caffeine. Anyone who knows me knows this would never happen. 🤔 😆
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She wouldn’t turn the heat on even though it was freezing out. 🥶
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
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    She wouldn't put on a sweater (jumper). Kept running our heat bill up.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,189 Member
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    She didn't believe me when I said i had met Jack and had seen his beanstalk

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