Random Thought For the Day

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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,260 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,260 Member
    They ask, “why is the
    Screaming Mummy screaming?”


    …….ah……. it hurt?
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
    Still don’t know …
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,260 Member
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    I think I am…………
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    I think I am…………

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and walks right by you.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    oh my god.. i just ate my body weight in brownies...xl4x6o9ubav1.png
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,260 Member
    Paying high prices for gasoline?

    Lesson:
    Careful what you wish (vote)for,
    you just might get it.


  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,260 Member
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  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 12,044 Member
    The color 9 smells like blue... or yellow... well, I guess it depends.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,260 Member
    for the love of pete woman,

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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,260 Member
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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    edited March 2022
    Moved to a different topic. Better fit. Carry on wayward son. And daughters.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables tasted like chocolate.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    So, i was just interacting with my company "AI" algorithm on some "deep thinking" logic problems and i think i broke her... " I thought a thought that i thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought wasn't the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much"

    hmmm I wonder if "Freud" makes digital house calls?
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,572 Member
    In my mind, these lines from Nothing Ever Goes As Planned by Styx:

    You're so together, you act so civilized
    But every time that things go wrong, you're still surprised.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    I don't want to alarm you, but right now, there is a skeleton inside of you
  • ChillTheBathWater
    ChillTheBathWater Posts: 32 Member
    edited March 2022
    I recall when my angry 10th grade teacher said to someone in class...

    "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant".

    Still don't know if it's a quote from a book, comedy or something he made up, but for some reason, it amuses me, so I've never forgotten it.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

    (hmmm my decent into insanity continues)