Random Thought For the Day

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  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,570 Member
    I recall when my angry 10th grade teacher said to someone in class...

    "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant".

    Still don't know if it's a quote from a book, comedy or something he made up, but for some reason, it amuses me, so I've never forgotten it.

    Ok, so I googled it. At first it was Anonymous :) but then it was Alan Greenspan.

    Kinda takes the magic out of it? :)
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    @yukfoo I'm kind of liking your insanity phase. :)
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
    edited March 2022
    Yesterday weather forecast=snow In the North, 90 degrees in the South. Today weather forecast=widespread, possibly severe, thunderstorms, fire warnings west because it’s so dry. “Oklahoma, is this a great state or what?”
  • ChillTheBathWater
    ChillTheBathWater Posts: 32 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    I recall when my angry 10th grade teacher said to someone in class...

    "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant".

    Still don't know if it's a quote from a book, comedy or something he made up, but for some reason, it amuses me, so I've never forgotten it.

    Ok, so I googled it. At first it was Anonymous :) but then it was Alan Greenspan.

    Kinda takes the magic out of it? :)

    I didn't consider it a magical statement, just amusing... but with that logic, does Google takes the magic out of your world?
  • fatty2begone
    fatty2begone Posts: 249 Member
    If spring birds are singing, why is there still snow on the ground?
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

    I 💜 you 🤗
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

    I 💜 you 🤗

    Awww just when i thought my day couldn't get any better ….I 💜 you 🤗 2 Jo
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,253 Member
    I can’t believe that eventually it doesn’t get old.
    Sooner or later even the funniest jokes lose their punch.

  • Destanieroberts06
    Destanieroberts06 Posts: 103 Member
    Time to have my 4 beers and a margarita
  • SeaShellHunter
    SeaShellHunter Posts: 136 Member
    This could technically also be posted in the songs currently listening to thread. But since this is a lasting random stuck in my head thought.
    https://youtu.be/Q0IGepU7ICc
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Personal observation...

    Dogs have masters. Cats have staff
  • Destanieroberts06
    Destanieroberts06 Posts: 103 Member
    So true
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Hmmm... Knowing the truth is more important than being right.
  • Destanieroberts06
    Destanieroberts06 Posts: 103 Member
    If your shirts not tucked into your pants are your pants tucked into your shirt
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,253 Member
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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,253 Member
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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Why didn't Noah smack those two mosquitos???

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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,253 Member
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Will it ever stop raining.. geez