We broke up because...

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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    My tongue wasn’t long enough.😝
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    Her tongue was too short 😘😜
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited March 2022
    He was always making fun of my lack of length in more places than one with "Short" jokes 🤨
    Or was that me making fun?🤔

    😇😜
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,406 Member
    It was all Fun & Games with her even when I wanted to Chit Chat.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    I found out that she wanted to chit with people during their chat and I'm not sure what that is... but I don't like it! 😡
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I got tired of her chit. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,002 Member
    Because we like making up 2 hours later.🔥
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    *looks around for PD* coast is clear.. we didn't break up, shhhh its a secret though.
  • hangryman10
    hangryman10 Posts: 261 Member
    She didn’t like my cooking!😞
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She didn’t like my cooking!😞

    😲 I loved your cooking, but you always ate it all and never shared 😔 I got tired of living on toast and Vegemite.
  • hangryman10
    hangryman10 Posts: 261 Member
    We always disagreed on who ate all the food 🤔
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    We always disagreed on who ate all the food 🤔

    You know it was you 😫🥺
  • hangryman10
    hangryman10 Posts: 261 Member
    I did always eat it all😁
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She was feeding me nonstop so I wouldn't get "Hangry" like her Ex!
    She left me anyway when I got tubby from all the food she fed me! 😥
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
    She wouldn't give me a Snickers bar even when I was hangry and not going anywhere for a while.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He loved his Snickers more than me 🥺
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,308 Member
    She likes to sneak some Snickers in her sneakers ..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    She likes to sneak some Snickers in her sneakers ..

    You know darn well it was you that put those chocolates in my shoes🤨 .. Mr practical joker 😆

    I returned the joke and put Nair in his shampoo.. he didn't think it was so funny 🤣👩‍🦲
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I’d eat the chocolate I found hidden in her shoes and she’d get so mad. ☹️
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    She reuses toilet paper