We broke up because...
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I used his weights as door stoppers and garden ornaments. 😬0
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she lead me on when she told me she wanted a private tour of my new place0
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He was found naked in the neighbours bedroom closet.. his excuse "I was sleep walking" 🤨0
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She crushed on everyone but me 😭0
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Fit_b4_fifty wrote: »She crushed on everyone but me 😭
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She was always trying again with her exes.0
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She wouldn't join me and my exes 😫0
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When she hinted that she was a Swinger, I assumed at the playground. Imagine my shock when she came home one day with a seccs swing and her three exes! 😯0
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She would only talk to me through her ventriloquist dummy, that is until Bark Twain🐕 chewed its head off.0
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She hid the cheap chocolate Easter eggs for me and kept the quality ones for herself.0
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She wouldn’t share any of her cheap chocolates with me.0
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She ummm, actually why would anyone break up with her?0
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He wasn't over his ex 😫0
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Time zone issue. Was just too hard to maintain the long distant relationship.0
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He shredded my favourite recipe for Frito Pie saying I made it too often. 3x per week isn’t a lot, is it?0
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She stopped making Frito pie0
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We never will
Got it? 😤0 -
She scratched my blink182 cd0
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He unraveled my favorite mix tape.0
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