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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,474 Member
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    Those were the days………
    I’d miss it if I had the desire to travel anywhere, these days home seems just fine.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,474 Member
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    I’m a very patient person,
    until I’m not.
    😠
  • James__Jordan
    James__Jordan Posts: 17 Member
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    Who even needs muscles. If a woman feels safe with you and you can make her laugh, it's over. It's like one minute you're at the bar telling jokes, and the next minute you're back at her place and those panties are off, and even you don't know how it happened, all you were doing was telling jokes at the bar.
  • Hiawassee88
    Hiawassee88 Posts: 35,754 Member
    edited May 2022
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    @James__Jordan That's great and all but check yourself for 'ticks', bed bugs and fleas. You don't want to get the gift that keeps on giving. 🤣 Crabs. 😂
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,474 Member
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    Tell me a joke……….

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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    I finally went in for my physical. The doctor said... "I have bad news... You have cancer and Alzheimer's". I thought about it for a minute and said "well it could be worse... I could have cancer..."
  • James__Jordan
    James__Jordan Posts: 17 Member
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    Washboard12 wrote: »
    @James__Jordan That's great and all but check yourself for 'ticks', bed bugs and fleas. You don't want to get the gift that keeps on giving. 🤣 Crabs. 😂

    I did not, in actuality, hook up with anyone last night. Theoretically I maybe could have, tho.... I maybe could have 🤔

    I'm a man of bulging ideas not muscles 🤷🏻‍♂️
  • RaquelFit2
    RaquelFit2 Posts: 208 Member
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    ...but I tell them anyway.
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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    😂
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