We broke up because...
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Have never, will never. Not even as a joke. I couldn’t possibly.0
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Her heart belonged to another 😔0
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@slimgirljo15 couldn't love me as much as she loves her coffee and cuddles.1
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He had a thing against lying! I don’t know why that meant so much to him?🙄 It was just a few tiny, little lies. Simple lies.🤷♀️1
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@Ironwoman1111 and I had a misunderstanding. She thought I said I didn't like lies when in reality I said it was limes.0
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I took his sunglasses off and he drove into the drive up window @Wendys.0
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@slimgirljo15 couldn't love me as much as she loves her coffee and cuddles.
But I said I loved those things with you 🤗☕
She was too cultured for me.. Im a bit of a feral 😔😂0 -
She wasn’t feral enough for me ☹️0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »She wasn’t feral enough for me ☹️
Hey, I bite, I scratch.. what more do you want 😔0 -
I had a hard time explaining the bites and scratches 😬0
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Never enough bites and scratches.🗣I said more, harder!👹🤣🤭0
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Her insatiable appetite for excitement got me two years inside on assault charges. 🥺1
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Because she got caught having the breakfast special! Krystle TOLD ME she saw her making out at Denny’s with the guy who works at QuikTrip.0
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Her friend Krystle was a busy body Home wrecker! 😧0
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She wrecked our home! Knocked out a supporting beam in an effort to “open up” our space.0
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She started calling me Wreck -it- Ralph! My name is Linda! 😞0
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The cops came and took back the cubic zirconia ring she proposed with because it still belongs to her ex
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She complained everytime I took her to dinner at the 49¢ Hamburger Stand0
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She told me $.49 was WAY too much for my dinner entree.🥺0
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I was lucky to get a couple of fries thrown in the floor for me. 🥺0
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